Ye Ji Park / 111053 / 11b3
Mr. Richard Menard
American Literature
September 26 2012
Faction (Motivated from The
Conversion of the Jews): No Impact Man Project
No
Impact Man Project (n.) a project devised and
performed by Colin Beavan and his family; living a life that influences the
environment as least as possible
"You know that you're a real freak to
put this plan into practice, right?" Nicolle asked. "No Impact Man Project? Are you sure this
is a feasible plan?"
"Relax, Nicolle, take it easy. Just a
half century ago people lived well without using all those transportations and
electronic goods. There's no reason that we cannot do this," I said.
"Why do you care about the Earth for
anyway?"
"Well, you know what I would say.
Earth is constantly being contaminated by us; even at this very moment, our
air-conditioner, on-television, and leftovers of fast food we just finished off
few minutes ago contributed in Earth's decay. I'm suggesting helping the Earth
a little bit by restraining ourselves a little bit," I concluded, reading
my wife's countenance to see if she was angry with her irksome husband. And
yes, she was; Nicolle turned her back on me and gazed into the television,
which her favorite TV show was playing on.
"Okay, understandable. But why do WE
need to do this? There are so many people who are enjoying their life without
paying slight attention to the Earth. I'm definite that our acts would result
in nothing but a very, very minuscule delay on the Earth's collapse. ... You
know what I mean? I don't see a clear outcome that will justify all the
inconveniences we would be demanded to suffer for next twelve months,"
Nicolle finally said. Her shoulders were trembling.
I suddenly felt sorry for her; yes, she was
right. No matter how arduously my family performs the project, millions of
people would continue to waste, consume, dump, etc. The Earth would keep on decaying
despite our project, and the outcome of this project must be tremendously small
compared to all the efforts we are going to devote.
Still I wanted to challenge; I wanted to
see if it was possible for us to live without televisions, newspapers, fast
food, air conditioner or electric heater, etc. I wanted to see if I could live
with influencing the environment as least as possible. And... this is my secret
hope that I didn't tell to my wife, because I was sure that Nicolle would gaze
me as if I am the greatest nut in this world, but I sincerely hoped to achieve
victory in No Impact Man Project,
thereby instigate people around me to follow me and do the project themselves. Maybe
then, the outcome would be larger, and it may contribute … “significantly” in
delaying the Earth's decay. MAYBE. But holding expectation and hope is not
something bad, right?
Isabella was crying. I looked at the watch;
it was definitely not a meal time, so she must be calling me to change her
diaper. I groaned -- this was, actually, the moment that I did not want to
confront. I made few contracts with Nicolle to make her participate in this
project, and Nicolle negotiated by letting me do some bothersome and irritating
tasks. Changing Isabella's diaper was one of them.
I looked environmental-friendly diaper that
I decided to use instead of disposable one, in hope that my discomfort would
help the Earth. Reading the instructions carefully, I folded the new diaper and
attached it with a pin between my daughter's legs -- which was the most
thrilling and frightening moment that made my hands shake frantically.
Actually, changing my daughter's diaper was
not the only ordeal I faced during practicing No Impact Man Project. The project demanded me eat only local food,
made of agricultural products within 500 miles, and this meant that Nicolle
could not drink coffee anymore. She was literally mad at me, and after
appeasing her for more than an hour, I promised her to grow peppermint and make
her mint tea every day. That was a labor.
Nicolle and I were both suffering from the
steaming hot of NYC, August. We opened the window, fan ourselves frantically,
nibbled chunks of ice, but never turned on air conditioner. Nicolle was missing
her Chelsea Lately, and I missed electric light bulb that enabled me to work
even after the Sun sets. We were exhausted after climbing stairs to the
fourteenth floor, and we thought that we were going behind time, since we could
not read newspapers and catch the top issue for that day.